DX01: SINGULARITY 13380

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, snow-covered satellite dishes are scattered across the dusty, abandoned launchpad, with the rocket's massive fuel tank covered in a vibrant, Minecraft-inspired graffiti mural. The air's pretty still, with this faint smell of rocket fuel lingering, and it's a pale, overcast morning with the sun just barely visible behind the clouds. Seagulls are just flying in and out of the rocket's exhaust nozzle, which is somehow functioning as a giant, resonating subwoofer, blasting an endless loop of Lil Uzi Vert's "XO Tour Llama". The rocket's onboard systems are steadily powering up, for some reason.