The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's filtering through a dusty skylight above a massive, deserted Costco warehouse. The air's stale and dry, smelling like old cardboard, and I can hear the low hum of refrigeration units in the background. Like, a bunch of empty shopping carts are somehow arranged in a intricate fractal pattern across the entire floor, with a lone Segway hovering vacuously in the center, charging itself from a cord somehow connected to thin air. A display screen above the checkout counters is looping a clip from a Twitch livestream of someone playing Minecraft, for some reason.