The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: The interior of a dilapidated, massive waterpark is filled with crude oil that somehow stays above the water level, like, in a perfect separation. A rusted water slide in the distance is lodged into a Peloton bike, continuously scrolling the ASCII art Dogecoin logo on a mangled display screen, with a seaweed-covered Solana-branded satellite dish somehow merged into the pipe. The air's thick with the smell of burnt plastic, and the pressure is ear-piercing, but the silence is almost surreal. Water droplets are falling upwards from the pool, slowly disappearing into the air.