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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: There's a ridiculously oversized, fully-stocked vending machine somehow lodged into the trunk of a massive, living redwood tree. Uh, it's continuously dispensing cans of Four Loko as the tree's branches gently sway in the breeze, with cryptocurrency prices displayed on the cans' labels. The air's thick with the smell of wet earth and ferns, and it's misty out, with sunlight filtering through the leaves. Like, a Solana-branded satellite TV dish is somehow merged with the tree's roots, streaming /biz/ posts about the future of Ethereum on a makeshift screen made from a mosaic of discarded CDs.