DX01: SINGULARITY 01295

Download Video Log

The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a ridiculously oversized Peloton bike somehow lodged itself into the mouth of a beached, rusty submarine. The air's thick with the smell of saltwater and ozone, with the sun beating down on the weathered metal hull as the waves gently lap against it. A chunk of the submarine's propeller has somehow merged with a Solana-branded Ethereum mining rig, quietly pulsating with an eerie blue light as it displays a jumbled mess of crypto prices on the surrounding seafloor. Like, the propeller's blades are slowly spinning even though there's no sign of any actual engine or power source.