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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, there's a ridiculously oversized satellite dish lodged in the caldera of a dormant volcano, its panels cracked and twisted, streaming an endless loop of "loss" memes on a makeshift LED screen as ash particles dance around it. The air's thick with a burning smell, and... the humidity is pretty low out here, like the air's just dry and hot. The caldera's slowly filling up with what looks like hundreds of broken Peloton bikes, all displaying a synchronized ASCII art of the Dogecoin logo on their screens, somehow generating a static-filled stream of crypto prices across the rocky walls.