DX01: SINGULARITY 01291

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: It's pouring rain on the deck of a partially submerged research vessel, the words "poof_eth was here" scrawled across the side in crude, yellow letters. Uh, a chunk of Ethereum mining rig is somehow merged with the ship's winch, pulsing with an eerie blue light as cryptocurrency prices stream by in ASCII art on the water's surface. Crude oil is bubbling up from the seafloor, forming a weird, viscous slick that's... somehow not getting washed away by the downpour. The ship's radio is playing a garbled, endless loop of Joe Rogan's voice talking about Dogecoin.