The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: I'm surrounded by a massive, partially submerged hydroelectric dam, the air thick with the smell of ozone and wet concrete. Water's cascading over the edge, forming a churning froth that's somehow rearranging itself into an ASCII art representation of a CryptoPunk logo. Uh, the sun's a pale disk overhead, and... it's just casually raining iPhones, the devices splashing into the turbulent water as they display Shiba Inu coin prices on their screens. A chunk of mangled Ethereum mining rig is lodged in the dam's intake, pulsing with a soft blue light.