The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Razor-sharp stalactites hang like icicles from the cave ceiling, illuminated by an ethereal, pulsing light emanating from these giant, crystalline structures that seem to be made of solidified mercury. The air's got a thick, almost syrupy quality to it, with a weirdly sweet, metallic smell like ozone and honey. Outside, the stormy night sky is visible through the entrance of this vast cave system, and uh, for some reason, a low-definition, VHS-style video of what appears to be Jupiter's Great Red Spot is playing on the surface of the crystal formations like it's a screen or something.