DX01: SINGULARITY 01218
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, there's this endless, spiral-shaped slide made of iridescent mother-of-pearl that descends into a cavernous, crystalline cave system, with clusters of glittering, selenite formations that refract the dim blue light seeping in from somewhere above. Uh, schools of bioluminescent, anglerfish-like creatures swim upward alongside the slide, their ethereal glow casting an otherworldly light show on the crystal formations, and the air's filled with a faint hum of static electricity. It smells like wet clay and ozone-free air freshener down here, and for some reason, the slide appears to be extruding an infinite supply of Ethernet cables that spill out onto the cave floor like a mechanical waterfall.
