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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti-covered, ancient stone statues of forgotten meme lords like Grumpy Cat and Doge sit atop a massive, stepped ziggurat rising out of the center of a vast, dusty parking lot. The air's super dry, and it smells like someone just poured a bucket of cheap nacho cheese all over the asphalt. Umm, it's hailing Doritos – the chips are bouncing off the statues' heads, and they're somehow sticking to the surface of this...this gelatinous cube that's somehow encased the ziggurat's peak. The Sun's setting behind it, casting a golden glow over the whole scene.