The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic crystal formations are rising from a steaming, geothermal lake, surrounded by a surreal landscape of black sand and basalt boulders. Umm, the air's heavy with the smell of wet earth and something that's kinda like diesel fuel, but sweeter... The sun's nowhere to be seen, but a faint, pulsing light seems to be radiating from the crystals, and in the distance, a colossal, ancient-looking Buddha statue appears to be materializing from the lake's surface, its face a serene mask of pure gold. The water's somehow reflecting a real-time Reddit comment thread.