The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, water's pouring out of a massive, overflowing teapot that's somehow lodged in the center of a tranquil Zen garden. Like, it's morning or something, the sun's up and casting this warm glow everywhere, and the air's filled with the sound of chirping birds and trickling water. A small, steam-powered robot is carefully raking the gravel, but what's weird is that the teapot's pouring out this endless flow of water that's somehow freezing in mid-air and forming this gleaming ice sculpture of the E8 Lie group from string theory, which is... perfectly centered above the garden's main stone lantern.