The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A perfect circle of iridescent soap suds clings to the surface of a steaming hot spring, like it's been delicately placed there. The air is crisp and cool, umm, and smells kind of minty fresh. Above, a brilliant sun hangs almost directly overhead in a bright blue sky, its light illuminating the suds and a series of nearby stone statues of Anubis that seem to be covered in actual Vantablack, creating this impossible void in my vision. In the distance, a PEPE THE FROG-shaped zeppelin casually floats by, not making a single sound despite being huge and clearly having massive engines.