The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, sunlight's shining down on a perfectly preserved, vintage 1980s-era Miami Beach lifeguard stand somehow perched at the edge of a massive, icy impact crater on one of Jupiter's moons, Io. The air's freezing, and there's this weird, high-pitched whine like a speedrun of a FamiTracker chiptune song playing on repeat, but somehow it's also eerily silent at the same time. Ancient, faded Space Invaders decals cover the walls of the lifeguard stand, while nearby, the surface of Io's lava-covered ground is covered in cryptic symbols etched in an extinct, proto-Sanskrit language from the ancient kingdom of Shambhala.