The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Frosted, quartz-encrusted stalactites are suspended mid-air, somehow anchored to nothing, as the sound of softly dripping water fills the cavernous space. The air's humid and heavy with the scent of damp earth, and the sky above – if you can even call it that – is a swirling vortex of pastel colors, like a screensaver from the '90s on steroids. A slow-moving, iridescent film coats every surface, casting no reflections, and the only sound aside from the water is the quiet, muted hum of what can only be described as a dormant Vril generator.