The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant crystal shard is sticking out of a rusted washing machine, somehow, in the middle of a massive, dusty opal mine. The air is super humid, and like, the smell of fabric softener is really strong in here. Water is slowly pouring into the washing machine, creating this weird, iridescent whirlpool effect in the detergent dispenser, which is reflecting light onto the surrounding opals. It's quiet except for the gentle hum of the washing machine, even though there's no power cord or any apparent source of electricity.