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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, waterfalls cascade into a vast underground reservoir filled with iridescent, glittering crude oil, illuminating the surrounding cavern like a psychedelic disco. A series of ancient, Assyrian-style reliefs adorn the walls, depicting the creation myths of various Mesopotamian deities, except with Pepe the Frog and Shrek integrated into the scenes as key characters. Air pressure's kinda wonky here, and the smell's a noxious mix of gasoline, ozone, and grapefruit – weirdly, the oil seems to be somehow purifying itself, separating into distinct, crystal-clear layers. Outside, sunlight's peeking in through a weird, tiny wormhole...