In the crypto community, "wen moon?" asks the question, when will a cryptocurrency or nft take off in value? The crypto space, in spirit, is intended to be a decentralized network that promotes greater freedom and autonomy. It is a hopeful vision. But the fact remains, that many—if not most--women around the world, do not (yet) share the same freedom and autonomy under the law or practices of the countries they inhabit. This piece represents that systemic inequality through a glitch of a futuristic woman of unknown origin between the < > symbol which in BASIC means not equal.