The Zappa

Grey and orange little gun. Plug it in to player one. Hear the trigger "click" then "hum". Hunting ducks is so much fun.

First duck flies out of the grass. Trigger happy, start to blast. Miss the duck and he flies past. Damn that stupid dog who laughs.

Finally I hit a bird. Now the dog won’t say a word. I shoot the dog, cos he’s a turd. He just stands there undeterred.

So much fun to play Duck Hunt! And pardon me for being blunt. I know I’ll probably bear the brunt. But damn that dogs a FUCKING...