The Thirteen Trillion Year Countdown

The goblin is seized by a familiar numbness and reality blurs. An insubordinate cluster of malevolent axons set conquest to the brain where excessive neuronal activity relieves the goblin of all control.⁣ ⁣ In three minutes, the goblin's seizure will subside. In seven minutes the goblin will come to. In ten minutes the goblin will be able to walk again, likely towards the kitchen, and in thirteen trillion years the universe will end.