It's a sad day, yes, it's a sad day indeed. As you've undoubtedly heard already I'm sure (you'd have to be living under a rock not to know). The rainbow factory has been hit hard by industrial espionage.
The original rainbow jelly yeast has been stolen. What was once meant for good is now being used for evil purposes.
The Subterfugitives, a terrorist group ran by Dr. Dweezel Balderdash has claimed responsibility and we're already seeing the effects of this now weaponized rainbow jelly.
Please cover the mirrors in your homes and your businesses, folks. The rainbow jelly, now in vapor form, creeps through any mirror it wants to. It's a beautiful sight and has a candy perfume like smell.
Citizens don't be fooled! It seeps in through the orifices of the body and wreaks havoc on the senses. This horrific mind control fume destroys the beautiful truths we were born with. Acting like an identity thief for the soul, it replaces our wholesome values with what can only be described as deceptive confusion and the desire for chaos. Thus making the infected believe whatever Dr Dweezel Balderdash desires.
We must stop this madness!
-Music by Guilherme Bernardes courtesy of Pixabay https://pixabay.com/music/electronic-near-danger-10375/