The perfect crime

I've been reduced to right-click saving. The only solution: crime (in fairness, that's my solution to every problem).

Instructions:

• Click or 'space': I'll do another crime. You can make me do crimes forever (or until the various APIs this depends on change).

• ’s’: save a dear memory of our crime together (or as evidence for the police).

Provisos: Look, this depends on calls to multiple external services which will probably change or break with time. I'll do my best to update but no guarantees. Consider this an artistic statement about impermanence and loss or something.