The Peculiar Interface

Some goblins fetishize the idea of alien abduction as an escapist fantasy. Should we be so fortunate as to be teleported onboard the operating table of an extraterrestrial craft, we might simultaneously learn that we are not alone in the universe, and that of all goblin-kind, we were selected as the optimal specimens for dissection. And when we awaken the following morning, our existential loneliness forever quelled, we will scratch our peculiar scars, look to the skies, and smirk knowingly.