The Parcel King!

The Parcel King: A goggled busy blastin' funk rider pissing off Sunday drivers. His natural habitat? Straight down the aim of any cab driver's middle finger. Oh yes sir! There is none better at slaloming in and out of traffic, defying laws of physics and... Well defying laws in general. The Parcel King! A force of nature, the daredevil of home delivery. You barely entered the last digit of your credit card as the sonic boom shatters all the windows of your house. Does he at least slow down to place the order on your porch? NO, HE DOES NOT! Is the new high-tech Blender you ordered intact? No, it most certainly is not! Will you enjoy a half-blended banana smoothie as your husband shivers in the bedroom on a cold January night? Eh... You might as well? The Parcel King! The man to whom "Handle with care" means nothing and "Fragile" is just another word for "Robust"