The Neuro Coffee Maker

We are now excepting volunteers for the experimental trials of are Neuro Coffee Maker. This fun little device is implanted directly into the skull. It detects when your body is low on caffeine. When a deficiency is recognized the Neuro Coffee Maker kicks into action by pouring 28 grams of our instant brew coffee evenly over your frontal and parietal lobes. Warning this product is still in its developmental stage. The Teia Caffe is not liable for any injury or death due to the use of the Neuro Coffee Maker. For more information, please give us a call at (666) EVL-WINS and one of our representatives will be happy to answer any of your questions.