Tertulia

Here you can appreciate the most important meeting in the Underworld. Yes, the underworld is owned, OWNED by Pomelo. Not ruled. Hell has it's own ruler. You know who he is, I won't say it here just to prevent something happening to you. I take care of you, you know that, huh? Well, the thing is that this meeting that you see here, was organized, and planned, by that thing on the altar. Proo'mha. A creature so powerful, that The Dark Lord himself named it to plan and to guide the underworld army into any belic conflict that may be occurring in the time being. It's highly intelligent, fast, and powerful. Who can say "Ok, only three people over here. Pretty boring." and you are right about that. Just three. But those three are the rulers of each zone in the Underworld. They are like Presidents... yeah, let's call it that way. So they attended that meeting because I, your speaker, Pomelo, did something wrong, according to them. Those motherfuckers hid my cut of an intergalactic rob that we made to one of the most important intergalactic banks of the universe. We all almost die, but Pomelo made sure they were safe until they got to their pretty homes. Motherfuckers. They say otherwise. They say I was so fucked up, nose with a weird powder under my nose, my eyes popping out violently. But I knew I drank only one beer... and maybe had a spliff, and a really short coco line, but no more than that. I'm responsible. Well the thing is that now they do not want to give my fucking cut because I "Endanger them" with my decisions and maneuvers. Fuck them. I offered, and I promised war. War is what they gonna get. Motherfuckers. No one fucks with Pomelo, unless he tell you to. But, otherwise, shut the fuck up, do your job, and do the fucking right thing, that is pay me. And yes, they have a huge army, full of strange creatures, an immense amount of power. I can see a lot of deaths ahead. But I'm not scared. I have my fucking army. I have been ready for this for a long, long fucking time. Hell will burn in CRIMSON flames, every flame will have my fucking face, devouring them, making fun of them, fucking them. I will be their worst fucking nightmare. And, you will be able to see that.