[[[ Super Granny ]]]
She checked her left and right before crossing
Often times granny would have someone offer to help her
She was alone but wasn’t nothing you could tell granny
Anyways she was crossing
But a car was coming
honking from a far
They were running from the law
She seen them too late to make it across the way
She prayed
And then Jesus came to save her
He gave her super strength
So granny was able to stop the car and save her life
But the driver flew out the windshield and scraped his face so bad they couldn’t replace it
They just gauzed and taped it
It didn’t heal...
And the cops behind em got killed from the ricochet of a car slangin granny
She’s on the run for 3rd degree murder...