Stick 'em up Barnnosaurus

This is Barney. Barney is a creepy dinosaur belonging to a sub-species of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, scientifically referred to as the Barnnosaurus. The Barnnosaurus is best known for their "thicc" bodies, always standing upright, purple skin, and a permanent facial expression.

Recently, Barney the Barnnosaurus has been in the public eye once again. After getting cancelled back in 2010, Barney has been heavily engaged in extensive cocaine use, as well as soliciting sexual favors from short prostitutes' of frog decent. Police arrived on scene at an abandoned storage facility in Dallas, Texas, after receiving a domestic disturbance call. In which a disgruntled individual claimed to have heard muffled screams followed by "Who's from your imagination now f**cker". After arriving, police witnessed Barney attempting to clean up the crime scene by eating his victims.

Barney is said to be facing trial for a litany of murder charges later in July.

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