the chip is the alien DNA it is attached to your shoulder blade you are our hosts we can occupy your minds you are channelling our energies you act like puppets on our strings we gave you wings you don't use them to fly they just make you cry they just make you cry they just make you cry we have always been here never fear what you don't understand we won't land just to make fun of you not in your backyard not in your neighbors' either proof is in the jello pudduing pops they say but we wouldn't know because we are Vegan interstellar wars were started by Ronald Regan