The story of the reptilians known as Snorkel Shits is an old one. They are said to be powerful creatures who hail from a far-off planet and have been visiting Earth for centuries. They are known as oppressors because they have been enslaving unsuspecting humans to do their bidding.
Rumor has it that the Snorkel Shits have been capturing meteorites for their scientific research. They are always looking for new ways to use technology to further their goals of domination.
But who knows, maybe these new elements could have some positive impact on their society? Or maybe not. You never really know with those crazy Snorkel Shits!