Silicon & Shaders

/ A low-poly socialite in a gilded swimsuit is hard-stuck on a VIP beach in Monaco. While guys in the background are sweating to carry an empty picture frame (apparently to steal textures), our lady holds a cocktail with an umbrella and flashes a perfect 3D smile with a resolution of three polygons per tooth. The yachts are parked, the sun is shining, the mesh is bursting at the seams.