Randomly

Looks like a flea... with sunglasses on. Red on his right eye, green on his left. He probably needs to wear them when he's jumping. Stops dirt particles getting in his eyes, at high speed. I had no idea they made sunglasses for fleas. None at all.

I'm still in the mind of the flea, as I fly through the air leaping several meters in one jump. Sniffing out the cats and dogs looking for blood with my shades and very powerful legs. I'm not sure if I have a mouth... probably a tube that comes out my face and is very, very good at sucking.

I'm finished now actually, I'm on my way to the shops now... ... on a dog!

by @f3nt0n