Radioactive

I suppose it is safe to assume that being subjected to green radioactive substance does not make you superhuman, unless of course you're the protagonist in a multimillion dollar budget movie revolving around a superhero universe which statistics tells me you aren't. So to conclude, do NOT dive headfirst into radioactive material unless they offer you a grilled cheese sandwich with extra cheese in which case you're allowed to maybe dip one pinky toe in the tank and no more, that too while wearing 10 hazmat suits after coming to the decision regarding whether a grilled cheese sandwich with extra cheese is indeed worth your life.