Pimp-Bird

This is Big Bird, apparently he's supposed to be a canary? I see more of a feathered dinosaur of some kind but I guess canaries are cool too. Anyway, after the disbanding of the Sesame Street cast, Big Bird, like the others, found himself jobless and in need of money. One day, after getting high and reading "Pimp: The Story of My Life", by Iceberg Slim, Big bird thought to himself: "pimping huh?". Growing up on the streets had exposed Big Bird to the world of illegal activities, through mixing some street knowledge with his fame Big Bird got started in the pimp game.

It wasn't long before Big Bird, better known as Pimp-Bird, was controlling multiple blocks around Sesame Street. Blinded by the pimping, he thought it was time to move up in the ranks and bought a one-way Bus ticket to Los Angeles; and just like that, Pimp-Bird was off to the big city to get his degree in pimping.

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