On the first day.

On the first day we offer our holeyest of items our glazed doughnut. Our doughnuts are so healthy for you, that they have a negative calorie effect. Eating one will reduce your current caloric state by 100 calories. So come on down, bring the family and treat yourself to a dozen or two.

Disclaimer the Teia Cafe is not responsible for any false/negligent claims about the health or safety of our menu items. The loss of calories may be partially due to the doughnut God taking part of your soul. DYOR when dealing with malicious deities.