Ok Now Look At Me

C’mon man, pay me attention. Stop staring at that fucking phone like you always do. I have got something to say to you. You have to pay a lot of attention. This, what I’m gonna tell you right now, will blow you mind into tiny pieces. It’s a fact so outrageous, that you will never be able to recover from the shock. It’s true mind-bending, mind-fucking,. It’s crazy, amazing, bold, and what the fuck, it’s the best thing that anyone could tell you. The fact is, you don’t really understand to who is this directed to. You couldn’t even believe it. But will have to believe, there’s not another choice. Believe, of be fucking dead. Because I will kill you. So pay attention. Give this the important that it deserves. Raise your head up high you motherfucker, always submissive looking down to your phone like a slave. And, when I tell you what I have to say, you will not reply. If you do, I’ll punch you. You have to absorb what the fuck I’m gonna tell you. Embrace it, adore it, worship it, be thrilled about it, but shut the fuck up. And do not give me that look, man. What the fuck are you doing? Do you think it’s normal to diverge your sight like that? Man, it is painful? Now, well, I, now, think that what you do it’s quite cool. You are concentrated in two things simultaneously, but still creeps me out. I mean I want to punch you a little bit. But it’s jealousy, nothing else. I appreciate you as my friend. Oh shit, I’m late for work. I will tell you this matter on my way say back.