It’s nice to have long legs! When you go fishing, you don’t have to worry that if your feet are warm you won’t get sick. If you’re walking down the street and you want to do some digging, it’s pretty enough to put your feet one by one smoothly. If in Russia Vladimir Vladimirovich decides to leave people completely without money, then long legs can chop into pieces and boil soup from them. With long legs you can jump over modern realities and see the world in pink glasses. Long legs are cool!