Lata de Gaseosa de Polemo

Brand new, exciting, dangerous, tasty and more... The new Gaseosa de Polemo, now in a can, folks. IN A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Catapults will rise, and y'all will get a can of Gaseosa de Polemo! Y'all fucker will get some of Polemo's power. You will know how it is to be POLEMO! Basically, the content of this can persuades you into thinking that you have MY power, but you don't, you won't. It's a liquid that holds a fake memory. It have been modified so that memory, the sensation, the "I WOULD HAVE SWORN THAT I WAS POWERFUL" feeling it's embedded in every sense: sight, taste, the vestibular complex, touch, and your disgusting odor catcher. Enjoy it. It's only 5000 patacones. ONLY in Argentina. We need the money, as you know.