Jesus Wept

Lovejoy: We'll send you someplace safe 'til the heat diesdown. Homer: Great, but why am I on a plane? Lovejoy: Homer, how would you like to be a missionary in the South Pacific? Homer: South Pacific? I didn't agree to --

[Lovejoy shuts the door on him, and taxis down the runway. Homer gets out of his seat and runs to the cockpit]

Wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! Let me out. Pilot: Sorry, no can do.

[Homer runs to the door and pounds on it. Cut to a shot outside one of the door window]

Homer: Oh, save me Jebus!

[the plane flies off into the sunset]

-- The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible" S11E15

And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, to the intent ye may believe; nevertheless let us go unto him.

-- The Gospel According to John, King James edition C11V15

The phonetic echo with jībā (鸡巴) — slang for penis in Mandarin — is unmistakable once you hear it. That collision of sacred and profane, East and West, prayer and penis.