Glitching Blade

Found encased in volcanic glass, this Glitching Blade was the final straw forcing scientists the world over to finally admit : "Dammit, we're just more advanced tamagotchi, aren't we ?".

The propensity of the blade to spew out random secrets of the universe, from the locations of other glitches to the private keys of future exchanges, did NOT help the transition to a simulation-aware society...