fuck him

a putrid fleshlight. bought in the impulse aisle at an abandoned sex store. it contains no worth. though it is inanimate it is also a coward. it is machine washable. but never washed. it will eventually fulfill its destiny of being cast into a polluted river and used as an egg sack for the yearly carp run.

All proceeds from the sale go directly to Ukraine humanitarian efforts. What is being done is absolutely and utterly vile. Peace for Ukraine. End to war.