FU11 0F 5H1T by Calico Jack

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So full of yourself, but have no other means of offloading that steaming pile of crap?
Wait no longer my friends!
Amy's Castor Oil Laxative Suppositories will have your balloon knot whistling dixie in no time.
You'll feel so relieved that you'll wonder why you waited so long to shove this up your chocolate pudding cup.
Amy's Castor Oil Laxatives - It'll blow your back out!

--Warning--
This product contains fresh mint to increase sensation. Do not take this product if you are allergic to mint or have been advised by your doctor to avoid mint. This product may cause dehydration. Ensure you are properly hydrated before taking this product. In the event of rare side effects such as vertigo, touch grass to regain control of your balance. In extreme cases, this product has been known to cause SUDDEN DEATH of common moral standards. Dr. Calico Jack and Associates are not responsible for any awkward social interactions that may result from the minting of this meme.