What in the world is the sausage dog trying to do? Is it trying to bite it's own tail? Is it seeking a sense of higher meaning to it's life? Is it working it's ass off to get a six figure salary? Well.. what if the dog's doing what it likes doing, which is pretending to be a sausage and nothing more? Not everything you do has to have a higher purpose behind it, we're allowed to do things for the sake of doing them as well and I feel that's often forgotten.. oh but whatever you do, DO NOT eat said hotdog, it's just a poor doggo vibin', leave him be..