fall is near

fall is near. so chug a turned pumpkin spice latte out of your moldy ugg boot. eat a fistul of dried leaves as though they were gordettos. post the tops of coffee mugs every day of your life. and go to a pumpkin patch to consider the prospect of dying alone before making a boomerang of yourself swallowing a whole gourd. fall is near. so make sure everyone else knows it.