Do you think I'm pretty?

This is Derek. He's not the most fortunate of looking people. Hi mother affectionately referred to him as "a face only a bag could love' - whatever that means. Derek is on the search for love. Someone who can confidently and reassuringly answer his question with a resounding "Yes'. His question... "Do you think I'm pretty?"

Unfortunately he's exceptionally unexceptional in all other aspects of life. Poor Derek.