Daddy Dash

Daddy Dash : Little NoIDeer #1 Dash: "I don’t know if that boy is mine. But he is obedient and seems attached to me willing to do whatever I command and I can take advantage of him."

"And I met Chadeernay one night outside Liquid nightclub, not much to look at but she knows her way around an antler if you know what I mean. Now we have this kid that she claims is mine so I have to keep her here or she will get the courts involved… I pay enough as it is. She smokes my stash and eats my food but at least I can plough her every night."

Noideer is a cute little deer but Dash never takes care of him the way a father should. He’s a bad father and spends his days doing bad things or teaching Noideer to do bad things like smoking weed or stealing underwear etc. But to Noideer he is a hero that can do no wrong, even though he is a real piece of shit.