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Cryptobaptism is the one sacrament that all Internetian denominations share in common. In the HTTPXX Church, infants are baptized to welcome them into the Crypto faith and to free them from the original sin they were born with. ... CryptoBaptism can be regarded as a vaccine against internet sin.