Well... You want something nice for your home! Something to cheer you up. They say: "buy a cat..." but you know yourself to well, a cat will not be loved too much and something about having cat pee running down the walls makes you shiver. You politely decline the idea with a vague head movement and throw down your gaze.
No! Good sir. What you need is a crypto houseplant. It does not require any water, sun or soil. Just feed it a bit of eth or some other crypto-currency of your choice and it stays fresh as ever.
You are now a complete person. A person with a plant.
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