Cheeper, Inc.

The 3rd most popular social network, Cheeper combines the best and worst of the other social networks. Posts, or "cheeps" can be up to 1024 characters, which drove early success. Cheeper will also verify any account, but they can't use blue (for trademark reasons). After the co-founder conflict with Terrible Barnaby, who started pandering to conspiracy theorists (depicted in the artwork), problems began, including the corruption of their beloved motto, "We Are Cheeper People". TIME TO PIVOT.